New cards, clever cards, stupid cards

I haven't been able to play for a few days, so I sat down and let my poor, Culdcept-starved brain conjure up some new stuff.

First, for you Frank Herbert fans:

Weirding Module:
Item-Weapon G:80+C(C,C,C,C) S
ST=10xCards discarded (Min=1,Max=5) (Penetration)
"The Fremen advanced, using mere words to destroy their foes outright. The louder their war cries, the stronger their weapons became."

I thought I card like Mercenary might add something to the game, but every time I think about a situation I'd like to use it, it seems like a broken idea.

Mercenary:
Spell G:200 R
Summons a "Mercenary" to attack target enemy creature.
(Mercenary: Creature (Neutral) ST:30 HP:30 User pays 100G after every battle)
"Money and power drive those corrupted by Gemingh."

I wonder if this concept would work in actual play; if it would be worth it to play the Hunter, use it's ability, then exchange it so you could attack your target later. Or use multiple Hunters.

Bounty Hunter:
Creature (Wind) ST:30 HP:30 G:100 S
Territory: [50] - Give the "Bounty" effect to target enemy creature.
In battle, gains first attack, ST+40, HP+20 if the territory has "Bounty" effect.
"When living with a price on your head, Ryvern and others will seek you."

And the rest of the silliness...

Moonwalk:
Spell G:50 N
User moves backwards by the dice until castle is reached.
"Power of Gloved One gives backwards motion in style, then asks 'Who's bad?'"

Lost in Translation
Spell G:120 R
Target Cepter is unable to understand what his/her cards do for 2 rounds.
"Number of deals? What the hell is a deal??"

Cardboard Idol:
Creature (Neutral) ST:0 HP:20 G:90 S
Defense. Recieves 50% of the battle damage.
All neutral defense creatures recieve 50% of the battle damage.
Territory: [70] - Grants "Simulacrum" effect to target Idol.
"Invaders thought they had broken Idol, but it was decoy. New corrigated body gives the extra durability."