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Post by TheSynapZe on May 4, 2004 13:11:43 GMT -5
Now, I hope you don't find this too frivolous, but does anybody out there make any humorous quotes and jokes at certain events in the game? My roommate Dominic and I volley a few back and forth when the occasion strikes us (perhaps it stems from our mutual enjoyment of MST 3000). I'd like to share a few of my favorites and invite you all to come up with your own.
When I showed Dominic how easy it is to defeat his beloved Decoy with a lone Sorcerer, I decided to add in my nasally old woman's voice,
"Nyahh, how bout a little fire, Scarecrow?"
Later, when his Gladiator with a Lance of Odin struck for an incredible 180 damage, he suddenly jumped up and screamed, waking the neighbors,
"Are you not entertained?"
When my Megarodon (which really should be spelled Megalodon, though we just call him "Bruce" - another "Jaws" reference coming) chewed up one of Mullyn's Visions, Dominic and I both managed to say in unison,
"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."
Finally, I managed to force a considerable spit take from my James Bond-loving roommate when, after I sacrificed my Succubus for 100G with Squeeze, said, "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."
So what do you think? Has anyone else came up with some one-liners like that?
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Post by TheTampaCepter on May 11, 2004 22:12:41 GMT -5
LOL, the bond one was awesome
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Post by ButchNapkins on May 13, 2004 21:57:03 GMT -5
I prefer Kurt Russel's "You called down the thunder, well now YOU'VE GOT IT" from Tombstone.
That or Neo's "We're going to need guns. Lots of guns" from the Matrix.
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Post by TheSynapZe on May 15, 2004 10:18:31 GMT -5
Well ButchNapkins, do you find a specific point or event in the game where the Tombstone or Matrix quotes are most appropriate? I find that its funnier if they're more topical.
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Post by TheSynapZe on Jul 14, 2004 9:04:17 GMT -5
I'm just bumping this because I really think someone out there has to have the same dry, irreverent sense of humor as I do.
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Post by WhoseYerLilith on Jul 15, 2004 7:36:44 GMT -5
Oh wow how did I miss this the first time?? We thought we were the only fools who did this!
That James Bond one was awesome, Synapze.
Um...lets see for us, everytime Barometz gets used we use the Swingers quote: "You're so money and you don't even know it!"
Anytime someone plays a Hurricane we use the Airplane falsetto guys "It's a twister! It's a twister!"
Whenever Lilith fails to kill someone we say "Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn" (cuz it kinda looks like she's attacking with a slap)
When big spells like Elemental Rage, Catastrophe or Chaos Panic get used we say "THE END IS NIGH! REPENT SINNERS!!"
When a Holy Llama is put into play, or uses his territory ability its Aladdins "Watch out! They spit!"
Anytime Meteor is used, we always make a Final Fantasy 7 reference: "SIgh...guess Aeris didnt know what the hell she was doing" or "Sephiroth's Revenge!"
Whenever a Knight dies in battle- its usually followed by a "Tis only a flesh wound! Have at you!" from Holy Grail
We have a lot more, but thats all I have time for now.
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Post by TheSynapZe on Jul 16, 2004 15:16:16 GMT -5
That's pretty funny, WhoseYerLilith. You seem to have a better memory for movie lines and the like than I do. I'm waiting to hear those other lines that you hinted at.
P.S. Wasn't the genie from Aladdin refering to camels when he said "Watch out! They spit." I mean I know there aren't many llamas in cinema (except for that Emperor's New Groove which I didn't see). Never mind, I have no reason to criticize.
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